Long after man went extinct, animals learned to harness the power of the dead.

Pronk

HEAR MY WARNING

Do not be tempted by the magic of Dead Craft. It brings only suffering. Leave man’s infernal machines buried in the dirt with their creators. Those machines powered by liquid death, and the most gruesome ones made from the body parts of their neighbors, can only bring destruction to animal kind. Heed the words of our grandparents, “Do not go digging in the dirt.”

DO NOT

GO DIGGING

IN THE

DIRT

Clairvoyants, spirit mediums, machinists, these are the practitioners of Dead Craft. Run from any who claim to speak to the dead, for they will put you in the ground. And those machinists, who can make dead things move, well, do you want to be their next plaything?

Archaeologists, treasure seekers, and grave robbers, these are the purveyors of Dead Craft. They care not for their fellow animal, but seek to feed their morbid curiosity. Your grave will be another playground for them to explore.

THE CREATIONS OF MAN CAN BRING ONLY DOOM

Leave man’s infernal creations buried in the dirt, lest we are made to join him.

AND IF YOU SEE THE SPIDERBEAR, TRY NOT TO DIE

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